This person was paid $120,000 to speak to a rabid, right-wing political convention, and is the movement's presumed leader into future electoral victories.

And she has to write crib notes on her hand. What did she write on her hand, like a high-school student cheating on a test? An AP photographer helps us out:

What could be more embarrassing for a potential political leader than being caught writing simplistic bullet points on your hand? Having your followers ignore it and instead carry on with the hero worship all the way into electoral victories in November.

Ah, America.